I'm just going to give you the DIST, EQ, MOD, and DLY/REV. The rest is
just personal preference.
THICK PHASE DISTORTION
DIST=Metal
EQ=Phase 1
MOD=Off
DLY/REV=Reverb 9
HARSH TIGHT DISTORTION
DIST=Blues
EQ=36
MOD=Chorus 1
DLY/REV=Hall 5
THICK ROCK DISTORTION
DIST=Lead
EQ=45
MOD=Flange 4
DLY/REV=Hall 2
TIGHT BLUES DISTORTION
DIST=Overdrive
EQ=26
MOD=Off
DLY/REV=Hall 3
FREAKY DISTORTION
DIST=Metal
EQ=27
MOD=Off
DLY/REV=Hall 5
FUTURISTIC TECNO DISTORTION
DIST=Overdrive
EQ=28
MOD=Step 5
DLY/REV=Hall 5
TIGHT SMOOTH DISTORTION
DIST=Lead
EQ=24
MOD=Off
DLY/REV=Hall 3
ODD HARMONY DISTORTION
DIST=Lead
MOD=Pitch 4
DLY/REV=Hall 3
PURE OVERDRIVE DISTORTION
DIST=Overdrive
EQ=26
MOD=Off
DLY/REV=Hall 3
BRIGHT CHORUS DISTORTION
DIST=Rythm
EQ=35
MOD=Chorus 3
DLY/REV=Hall 5
HARD HAPPY CHICK BAND DISTORTION
DIST=Distortion
EQ=off
MOD=Off
DLY/REV=Room 1
FLIGHT DISTORTION
DIST=Metal
EQ=Phase 1
MOD=Flanger 1
DLY/REV=Room 9
80'S SYNTH DISTORTION
DIST=Funk
EQ=50
MOD=Chorus 4
DLY/REV=Room 1
EDDIE VAN HALEN DISTORTION (must be set exactly like this)
COMP=C2
DIST=Distortiont
GAIN=30
ZNR/AMP=4
EQ=16
MOD=Chorus 2
DLY/REV=Delay 4
LEVEL=25
COOL LEAD
DIST=Lead
EQ=11
MOD=D2
DLY/REV=Hall 3
SUPER MEGADEATH BLOOD-DRENCHED GORY DISTORTION HAHAHAHA!
DIST=Distortion
EQ=50
MOD=Off
DLY/REV=Delay 1